Friday, December 11, 2009

Journals? Ledgers? Invoices? Statements? whaaaat?

Here are some Accounting Jokes for Accounting Students to release some stress!

A Tax inspector, a VAT(Value Added Tax) inspector and an Accountant were in the urinal performing their morning constitutional before a meeting. The Tax Inspector finishes first and walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried. Turning to the VAT Inspector and the Accountant, he say "Tax Inspectors are trained to be extremely thorough". The VAT Inspector is second and finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single towel and makes sure that he dries every drop of water from his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turns and says "VAT Inspectors are not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient". The Accountant finishes and walks straight for the door. "Accountants learn not to piss on their hands."


Q. What's the definition of an extrovert accountant? A. One who looks at your shoes when he is talking to you rather than his own.

Q. What's the definition of an accountant? A. Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Q. What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
A. Depreciation.


An accountant, banker and solicitor were called in to see an important client
"I am dying and i want to take it all with me" he said
You will each take one of these envelopes containing £1m and put it
in my coffin just before they screw down the lid.
They all agreed to comply.
The client died and at the funeral they all put their envelopes in the coffin and the man was duly buried.
At the wake in the pub the three found themselves in a corner
The banker said "As we're on our own I have a confession to make
Old Barard was a skinflint who never said thank you for all i did for him so before I put the envelope in I took out £10,000 .
"I'm glad you said that "said the solicitor " I agree he was a mean old *** and I took £20,000 out to cover my pain and under recoveries on scale"

They looked at the accountant who smiled and said "I am surprised at you both I put a cheque in for the full amount"


Just for laughs xD

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Taylor Swift! <3

Haha! Taylor Swift rocks the world! <3

Watch the videos... you'll understand :)

TS visits the Ellen Show!

TS got pranked by Ellen! haha


I was thinking to get a hair cut. I mean the really short one (shoulder length?). It's time for a change tho! :)

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

A Christmas Carol

I think this blog is pretty much dead right now. Even if I posted something new Haha! I'm sorry peeps. Not my fault for being so busy.

Everyone knows... especially those who are on FB catching up with my lastest photos -- I'm in KK now!!! yiippiieee! And it has been around 2 weeks I'm back here, I felt like I didn't do much :( I don't know what I should really do but I felt like I shall do something BIG when I'm back at home! sigh.

Anyways, enough rants. Have you guys watched "A Christmas Carol"?

Watch it! if you have not! I have to admit it's a bit of the scary side. (I still prefer Polar Express better). But the animation and cinematography is damn good! Jim Carey especially! Even if it was an animation, I can feel his pure existence in the movie! Two thumbs up for him!

Warning : do not ever sit alone or choose the side seats when you're watching this if you can't handle even a little of horror scenes. I was covering my cheeks most of the time bcos I thought something might appear on the empty seats next to me! eeek! *blush*

I was chatting with a friend of mine after watching "A Christmas Carol". Friend was having nostalgia and I wasn't helping at all! XD Soli Friend! I just have to post this here!

Friend says :
- just... snow sick?
- haha
- i think it was A Christmas Carol
- i long for a nice cosy Christmas
- hahah

Me says :
- yeahh
- cold weather and hot choc.
- sigh im still waiting to experience that
- the best part was.... christmas shopping!
- with christmas music playing agn and agn in the mall.. hahaha

Friend says :
- haha! u can experience that soon when u go UK! it really is amazing.. THAT specific feeling
- YEAH! with the christmas feeling playing at the shopping centres
- hahah
- wow.. this really isn't helping

I hope Friend will have a good sunny Christmas this year! ;)

Monday, October 26, 2009

the little things I miss...

I didn't leave KK for long, but there're still things I'm desire for (especially where you can't find it here in Nilai). I like how KK posses it laid-backness, how everyone has the same thoughts of going to Damai for yum cha, Coffee Bean-ing, movie-ing & the short travelling distances from a happening place to another happening place lol.

Well, these are the things I treasured the most!

Beautiful view at around 6pm from Damai

Ecxotic beaches

Lovely combinations of the sky and the sea.

Even the retarded coconut trees in Rasa Ria Resort

Seafooooood! Especially crabs! :)

Island tripsss!

Lil' Ryan and I! (and Wen as the photographer :p)

And even the traditional gongs in Rasa Ria Resort. haha

P/s : I came out with this entry because I happened to look through some of my old photo albums :)

xoxo, Sher.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

updates updates!

Woke up early and headed to the library! My goal today is to atleast do some studying! haha.

Well, I've been really busy lately with assignments and tests. Crazy short semester I'm having here.

*Woops... Dan just walked into the library. So "EARLY" of him to start working*

Anyways, I just wanna bring updates to you guys.
Last night was Ceria's birthday. We went to Seremban for steamboat and then to Port Dickson for a walk. Played the ridiculous card game by Les Lee and I was really bad in luck! Never get the chance to voice out cause I never get my hand on the paper written "Q" ! sighs. But we had so much fun. Took pictures and made a few new friends!

Tests were okay except for ENL! have to work really hard to improve my essay writing skills. And fill up more brain juices into my brain before the exam. Presentations were not bad too. Maybe I'm just a bloody perfectionist that's why I don't see anything as satisfying as I wish for.

Anyways, need to get back to books. Came online just to get Etara or someone to inform Etara that I'm skipping lunch! wheee~ One more week and I'll be free from prison! :)

xoxo, Sher.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Back to the place where I shout "Home Sweet Home" !

sometimes, I can be such an emotional exaggerator freak!

When I'm sad; I'll be the sob-iest among everyone out there. When I'm happy; I'll be the happiest retard on earth. When I'm worry; I'll make the whole world worry with me. & When I'm excited; I'll act like a 4 year old kid jumping for joy without being alert of my surroundings.

Sigh. I remember during the O.L.E. Orientation in INTI, we had this session where we sat in a group with a given question ; "If you have a chance, what super power you would like to have in you?". When it was my turn, I said "I want to control people's emotions". (I have no idea why that came out from my mouth lol)

It hit me now. I can't even control my own emotions... How can I control others' ? *blehh*

"Sometimes The depth of Human Emotions Overshadows The Mind in Control, A maze of Emotions Encloses My Thoughts; My Very Soul,Only leaving a breathless Motion,The decision to Only Move On ..." by


I'm back home! wheeeee~ Had 2 hours of sleep before departing the plane. Wanted to sleep in the plane but failed. lol. The whole family came and picked me up! (so touched~) Ryan was so shy! I was hugging him non-stop! hahaha. I like to disturb him. Then, dad brought us for Dim Sum. Yums~ Apparently I was thinking to have Dim Sum for breakfast on the plane but I can't text mom that time! Glad that they read my mind. hehe.

Home didn't change much except the fact that one Ryan grew taller and knows to say "Hi" and "Okay" (Now he's learning to say "Hello" so cute! :)), two Wendy kept smiling with her turquoise braces, three my mom has a new tiny laptop which is really hard to use - I gave up and took out my laptop instead lol, four my room is still the same until when I opened my closet! omgoodness! It was sooo messy. My sis has this habit that she pull out the clothes from the bottom of the stacks and leave the top ones collapse! and five, my bed seems to be comfier than ever - I was reluctant to wake up everytime I start sleeping on it. (Alert : Sleeping mode is creeping in......noooo~~ I'm yawning again! See! Even by thinking of it makes me sleepy already!)

Last night, went out with......... Vic, Steph, Debs,Dan,Dar,Doug and Des(so many Ds!). We played Pictionary again! haha. Pictures are with Vic. The outing's for Doug before he leaves for Keele today. Good Bye Doug! We all will miss you! :)

Then today, mom woke me up to accompany her to the market. I forced myself to wake up after 3 hours of sleep. I told myself "I need to wake up! I need to learn how to shop in the market in order to cook!" lol! So yeah, I managed to wake up! Sis couldn't though :p muahahaha.
When I came back, I fell asleep on the couch. haha. Then I had this really weird dream. I thought it was real.... It felt so real! A friend of mine suddenly asked me "Why there is no love? Was it because you exited?" I didn't know what to answer but after that I was awaken by mom. I felt so dizzy and weird at the same time. So mysterious. haha.

Alrights, time to go out again.
Till then,

Sher W.

p/s : Oh yeah! I finished Gossip Girl season 2 and I super love the ending! Blair and Chuck are so cute together! Now, I'm wating for Season 3! wheeeeeee~~

Sunday, September 20, 2009


I'm coming back home! :)

Food and TV!
Driving and Ryan!
more food and comfy-ness at home!!!!! yayssss~~~

Selamat Hari Raya people!

Sher W.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

roll over the weekends

I've been in Uni for almost 3 weeks & I have so many reasons for not updating my blog. (I'll make this short)
- time table packed with classes
- free time only for assignments (I've just done my 1st step of Assignment 1 for ENL!)
- hang outs with friends
- hang outs
- hang outs
- and more hang outs
- oh oh! Facebook as well! (but not so much of it nowadays)

To be honest, the time in Uni especially in Inti flew reaaallly fast! I don't even have time to call my mom! Anyhow, I'm coming back to KK soon. I miss KK food! hehe and mom's homecooked meals! and and and soups!!!!! *yums*


Actually I don't feel like updating cos I'm really tired. Woke up early in the morning for a jog. (not exactly a jog but... atleast walked and caught some morning fresh air before classes start). Emily, my coursemate has brought me into this! And now Zhen and Dan tagged along too. I'm not sure if they're gonna continue doing this cos we woke up at 6AM to jog this morning! haha.

Classes are okay at the moment. I love accounting class! :) Econs are okay too but too much theories and my mind tend to fly of somewhere after 30 mins of lectures. I don't wanna talk about ENL... I just hope that I'll survive in this semester. hehe.


Last weekend, Richard brought us to KL with his awesome Myvi! :) Etara, Dan, Zhen, Richard and I went to Pavillion for brunch. Then, we headed to Times Square for movie! We watched Up! The movie's nice. I can feel butterflies in my stomach whenever they reached the "height" scenes. (Those who watched Up prolly will understand what I'm trying to say haha). Then we had Bah Kut Teh for dinner! Took few photos cos I was busy walking and talking.

Oh yeah! I almost forgot! (Hmm! How can I forget about this!) We played bowling before movie in Times Square! It has been a while since I bowled. And the awesomeness thing is..... I beat Dan's score :DDDDDD should have celebrate! hmmmph!


Amazed by my scores.... :p hahaha! just kidding!
the 3 of us at the back of the car
Etara!! :DMyyyy favouriteee!

-Sher Wong

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Daniel's brand new laptop

Guess whose room is this.
*drums roll*

It's Daniel's! (if not who else? haha) With his WASHED & CLEANED Arsenal towel!

That was random. lol.

So last night Dan, Etara & I went to Ampang Point to get Dan's new laptop! Urgh. I'm jealous! haha. Etara recommended this shop cos he knows the owner. The privilege of knowing someone who knows the owner of a computer shop is...we get multiple free gifts from the shop!

Checking out for minor scratches & wiping off tiny bit of dusts. lol. The feeling of first time owning an expensive gadget.

One of his free stuffs! I'm soo jealous now!

Haha! Cassie must be laughing at this if she sees this!

So after spending countless hours in the computer shop explaining and showing new stuffs from the computer, Dan's cousin bro's girlfriend brought us for Taiwanese dinner! I love the pancake though but was too full to have 2nd piece! :(

Dumplings with glass noodle. yums*

We were planning to head back to our Uni but Dan's cousin bro's girlfriend (i forgot her name. eeekk*) suggested to bring us to the night market (Pasar Malam) at Taman Connaught...? hehe. Was really excited cos I have not been to a west malaysian style night market ever since.... i was in kindergarden! yippieee~

Daniel & his cousin brother. Dan is sooo... huge! Giant!

Etara in night market!

Mom would love this! and grandma too! :)

Smelly Tou Fu! Dan's cousin bro's girlfriend loves this and asked us to try. gosh. I don't wanna think of the smell anymore.

Our anxious faces before the tou fus went into our mouth. LOL retards!

oh oh oh! I really wanna post this picture! Since this guy loves looking at retard pictures, I shall give him his own picture!!

Muahahaha! The face of someone who has smelly tou fu stucked in his mouth for a long long long long time! torture! haha

I swallowed mine quickly. haha! Anyways, after night market we went back to our Uni. And it was late I went to bed straight away.

Sorry I'm a little rushing here. Just got a call for dinner!

hehe, Shereen W.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Happy Birthday Malaysia!

First time spending Merdeka Day in the campus. No family but friends that I met few days ago.
It was pretty cool. We online in the Dining Hall after dinner and we talked about computers. Well, not exactly. A new guy friend I met, Etara, talks a lot about computers and he showered us with all the techy info. Good though. At least we won't be cheated in computer shops. hehe.

After 12AM we walked out campus to find this stall called "Ramlee Burger". Instead, we found "Otai Burger". I know, it sounds funny but Etara said it's almost the same as Ramlee's. Too bad Ramlee closed his shop that time otherwise Daniel will have his first time tasting the famous "Ramlee Burger" in Msia on its' Merdeka Day. haha.

Pictures time!
Epic Fail. This one's for Doug XD

Dan looks so happy with his burger hahaha

Etara the camera shy


Then, we walked back to our hostel. Went to Etara's block all the way to send his laptop back and get his stuffs for slumber party at Dan's room. *rainbow eyes* haha . On the way to mine and Dan's block, we saw this!

That's for you Doug! hahahaa! Remember the game Pictionary we played at Justin's place? HAHAA! And we saw moon on the way back to our hostel. and that reminded us of werewolf! HAHA! Good memories. I really miss that.

Anyways, I'm off to bed now. I hope Dan and Etara are having fun. :P phahahah.
(on standby mode for Dan's emergency phone call. LOL. or maybe... i'll just set silent mode. i reckon they'll be fine. XD)

Sher W.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Moving on

Just to make an announcement here : I'm heading to Uni next week!

I wasn't really prepared but I am really really excited about this.
Paranoia begins when I start to ask myself "Will I survive Uni?" sigh.
I don't wanna brag too much about me being fussy and all that. I am just too.... paranoid? I need to get this outta my head. Fast!

So I'll be leaving early next week. I'll miss my family, friends and my bed!
I told mom I wanna bring my lil' bolster there. Mom showed her disgusted face and said "so big still want that small bolster!". But my grandma was soo supportive :D She said it's an acceptable habit. It's better to bring than not to sleep well at night :D
And now I'm wondering how to sneak it in to my luggage. Sigh. Maybe i'll get a smaller pillow instead. It's hard to ditch a habit away especially when it followed you for almost 19 years! :(

Anyways, I am having insomnia every night. I can wake up all of a sudden in the middle of the night and ask mom about things. She find it weird and she always gave that "one-eyebrow-raised-up-with-lip-slanted-on-one-side" face. Hmm. I guess I am thinking too much. I really need to get this outta my head (did I say it again? oh well)

So, I've started to sort things out in my room. Pack what I should pack and leave what should be left. It wasn't easy. Sis and I been sharing a lot of stuffs and I find it hard to divide the stuffs into half. Like cutting "leggings" into half or t-shirts into half. sigh. So we had to make a deal. I always allow her to choose what she wants first. (What a goooood sister huh :P)

But then, I'll talk to her about me wanting what she has chosen. HAHA. then we'll have to sort it out in the end. hahaha


One thing I was really happy was I got to see my girls again before I leave. (Except Sam who is sooooooooo busy celebrating her colorful result in KL now. haha!) They are suppose to leave to the UK soon. So I might not be seeing them for years or 1 year minimum. Sigh. I'm gonna miss them so much. Andy who is leaving to Canada & Edbert to UK dropped by too! && Ivan of course who will be annoyed by me for the rest of 2 years in West Msia. :P (You said you're gonna help me... so I am gonna make you help me! haha. thank you lovely Ivan! :P)

We had Japanese and we catch up on our courses and life! We had such an unexpected great time together :) Teasing and making fun of each other. It was like back in highschool where Andy and Ivan always drop by at our tables and sit and chit chat non-stop about everything! I miss all of u man... :( Well, life goes on and we still have a lot to go through.

Here are some wonderful pictures of us

Salmon Pizza

Muahahah! Caught Esther off guard for the first time!

Aww...So sweet. Yellow = International gay color? haha!

Chua couldn't resist. Haha!


Chen Nam dropped by for dinner at my place last night. Yes, he is back! hehe. We didn't take much picture though. Then, we online on Msn and we took some photos through webcam haha.

I'm gonna miss you lil' brother! hehe

Well, everyone is moving on and so do I.
This chapter of my life has finally ended with good and bad memories.
And soon.... the start of a new chapter.
A challenging yet an eye-opening one with more good & bad times waiting to be filled in.
I shall take the road.... with a range of optimisms. Hehe.

Shereen W.